> IMAGINE IF INSTEAD OF CRYPTIC, GEEKY TEXT STRINGS,
>  YOUR COMPUTER PRODUCED ERROR MESSAGES IN HAIKU...
> 
>  A file that big?
>  It might be very useful.
>  But now it is gone.
> 
>  - - - - - - - - - - - -
> 
>  The Web site you seek
>  cannot be located but
>  endless others exist
> 
>  - - - - - - - - - - - -
> 
>  Chaos reigns within.
>  Reflect, repent, and reboot.
>  Order shall return.
> 
>  - - - - - - - - - - - -
> 
>  ABORTED effort:
>  Close all that you have.
>  You ask way too much.
> 
>  - - - - - - - - - - - -
> 
>  First snow, then silence.
>  This thousand dollar screen dies
>  so beautifully.
> 
>  - - - - - - - - - - - -
> 
>  With searching comes loss
>  and the presence of absence:
>  "My Novel" not found.
> 
>  - - - - - - - - - - - -
> 
>  The Tao that is seen
>  Is not the true Tao, until
>  You bring fresh toner.
> 
>  - - - - - - - - - - - -
> 
>  Windows NT crashed.
>  I am the Blue Screen of Death.
>  No one hears your screams.
> 
>  - - - - - - - - - - - -
> 
>  Stay the patient course
>  Of little worth is your ire
>  The network is down
> 
>  - - - - - - - - - - - -
> 
>  A crash reduces
>  your expensive computer
>  to a simple stone.
> 
>  - - - - - - - - - - - -
> 
>  Yesterday it worked
>  Today it is not working
>  Windows is like that
> 
>  - - - - - - - - - - - -
> 
>  Three things are certain:
>  Death, taxes, and lost data.
>  Guess which has occurred.
> 
>  - - - - - - - - - - - -
> 
>  You step in the stream,
>  but the water has moved on.
>  This page is not here.
> 
>  - - - - - - - - - - - -
> 
>  Out of memory.
>  We wish to hold the whole sky,
>  But we never will.
> 
>  - - - - - - - - - - - -
> 
>  Having been erased,
>  The document you're seeking
>  Must now be retyped.
> 
>  - - - - - - - - - - - -
> 
>  Rather than a beep
>  Or a rude error message,
>  These words: "File not found."
> 
>  - - - - - - - - - - - -
> 
>  Serious error.
>  All shortcuts have disappeared.
>  Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
> 
>